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I ate a grape...

Posted by Irrelephant - June 17th, 2009


... and then I jizzed in my pants. True story.


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Mr.Cock has huge problems, he does this every day, don't mind him.

I see.

If you ever get a boner at a time when you don't want it, think about baseball. Your cock will go down for the count.

Thanks for the advice.

And change your response to Noel-ranger to I bet you want to.

*questions your sanity*

I was there. It was all epic with an orchestra in the background, you fell on the floor, and I kicked you in the ribs and ran off. Good times...

Ah, the good ole days.

i like to suck dicks LOL

Woah.

nevermind. hi master

How do you do!

hello master

Sup nig.

Cumming GA, eh? I was looking over my hacked account... from last year... and still no help from wade... and I saw this comment.

SFHS?

Nope. Close, FCHS

i open mah window and a draft came in and I JIZZED IN MAH PANTS when that guy was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZED IN MAH PANTS! lol i know what you saw...

Haha, it was funny as hell.

I saw this news post and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Yeah, this news post is pretty jizz-extracting.

im gussing this spam has somthing to do with th comment u used on amanads page next time think before u type

What.

i jizzed in the supermarket
it's perfectly normal nothing wrong with me, but we're going to need a cleanup on isle three!

And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I

Jizzed in my pants

Grapes tend to do that, because they are the shit.

Grapes are 'the' shit.

FUCK YOU YOU COCK SUCKING GAY BITCH

k thx lol

because round things like balls in your mouth get you off.

Say what now?

Hey what were u talking about?

Penises and vaginas.

I hate it when that happens to me, it takes forever to get out!

Inorite???

You did? Weird.

It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me

But we're going to need a cleanup on isle three.

Location: Cumming, GA

ok...

Haha, I didn't even think of that.

cool story, bro.

thx d00d

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