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so fucking bored

Posted by Irrelephant - July 12th, 2010


so god damn booooored jesus fucking christ

tell me a story, nigggers

so fucking bored


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this story is about a creepy guy with red eyes. He creeped me out and gave me nightmares and raped my hot sister so I got a hitman and killed him.
TEH END

kay i'm all sleepy now tuck me in

WAIT FAGGOT WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO POST ON MY PAGE FUCK YOU

Let me tell you a story about the sex of
Jesus and Mary and God.
Never happened.
Or did it?

cool story nigger

Ok I got one. One fine day in the month of May. A man named George Jones was just walking down the street when he noticed a african-american gentlemen standing at the street. Well George went up to the man and said, "Hello sir". Then the african-american gentlemen replyed with, "IM SELLIN' WEED N***A!" and then shot George in the chest 17 times.
The End.

noooo george you should have known better

I AM CAUGHT UP WITH OTHER MATTERS TILL THE END OF THE WEEK OR WEEKEND AS YOU MAY CALL IT THUS I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO BE TALKING TO YOU ON MSN TO DISCUSS SUCH MATTERS SUCH AS FLASH.

FUCK. I'M ALL ON MY LONESOME THEN.

IS IT HOT IN HERE?

there was once a man named

i am enthralled

and then the end

riveting story

i will tell you the story of homsarrunner3.
There was a little gay boy who can talked to their sexual sleves named homsarrunner3,
one day, the little gay boy have been raped and killed by PEDOBEAR.
The END.

you're kinda dumb

i Haz a Id3a.
mAk3 a flas abot sonic10
i shut uP neow cuz Im a Fagot lul

GOOD IDEA BRO

One day a man called Alonso went to climb the Everest, his parents told him that doing that was dangerous, he didnt listened them and he climbed the Everest in 5 minutes, how?
He used drugs to not feel cold, he was the best mountain climber in Mexico and China but he died from an avalanche (like GOW 2) their never found the dammit body, but in reality, he survived, when he went home, their parents were sad about his "dead" he openne the door and awakened from his dream, he was happy for being alive. THE STUPID END

too long didn't read lolol

I will tell you the story of SAWDICK.
SAWDICK borned in 666, she was a little n***a who liked to rape another n***as,
but in the year of 2010, SAWDICK decided to invade NG, and makes his gay and lesbic kingdom.
THE END.

kay.

The next story contains hentai pissing.

OMG YOU'RE THE ONE GUY FROM THE THING

Actually the only kingdom Sawnick owns is the "Kingdom of people who can't spell".

l0l i no d00d rite?

i called you headshit on sawdicks blog im so sorry

don't ever talk to me again.

jk i <3 u friends forever

the i is right next to the "o'

it's ok i forgive you no matter what you call me because thats what friends do rite?

THERE WAS ONCE A NIGGE'R named Michael Vick.One day nigg'a Michael was walking down the street when he came to beaner Pablo.Beaner Pablo said to nigg'a Michael,"you see these cock fights homes?They get lot of money for dirt cheap".Nigg'a Michael had budgeting issues with his big black tv and his big black nigg'a couch and his big black nigg'a food tastes such as fried chicken and watermelon and only kool-aid from the most expensive stores such as the 99 cent store.N***a Michael was pleased with what he had saw.However,there was a problem.....Nigg'a Michael ate chicken.So nigg'a Michael thought why not dogs.Nigg'a Michael's dog fights made so much money that he was able to upgrade his nigg'a possessions.from kool aid to grape soda,church's chicken to kfc to even Louisiana fried chicken,from big black couch to pimp couch,and from 13 inch black tv to an astoundin 21 inch 560p hd tv.But unfortunately like many other nigg'a men before him Michael Vick....was a n***a and there are three things he did that got him in trouble
1]N***a,'s can't keep they mouth shut.
2]N***A,,S DON'T UNDERSTAND LAW.
3]n***a's are ignorant therefore violent from lack of understanding
n***a Michael was arrested from white due to the fact that he couldn't keep his damn mouth shut.
it has been rumored that nigg'a Michael roams the streets of.....watts hoping to find a new career in another sport besides football..oh i didn't tell you?he had a proffesion in foot ball....typical n***a job...

THE END

i'll read that later maybe

Is that some Roger Rabbit shizzy? WORD

FUCK YES IT IS.

That part always scared the damn hell out of me.

Once upon a time there was a dragon who had 7 balls. They got cut off and now he grants a wish to anyone who finds his balls.

THE END.

FUKKIN DRAGON BALL Z AND SHIT FUKC YES NIGGER

Another story:
One day in the gay and lesbic kingdom of Sawnick, Sawnick and a n***a created
the RAPE DAY, and in that day, all the habitants of the kingdom needed to rape somebody.
THE END

all right thanks that'll do

Carlos is just on a ROLL

YEAH I KNOW HAHAHA no

you want a story okay um some goddamn neigger took your moonshine end of story

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