i just spilled water all over my modem and i was flipping the fuck out because if my parents came home and found out they would chop my dick off but it's working again and my dick is saved ok man i'm so relieved and you guys don't have to worry about my dick anymore ok lol great
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FRESH FUHRER OF BEL-AIR
IN BRAUNAU AUSTRIA BORN AND RAISED
VIENNA WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN' OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL
AND THINKING OF WAYS TO ANNIHILATE THE JEWS
WHEN A COUPLE OF KIKES
WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED RAISING LOANS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
I SET UP ONE LITTLE CAMP AND RUSSIA GOT SCARED
THEY SAID "IF YOU INVADE POLAND CAN WE AT LEAST SHARE?"
I WHISTLED FOR MY CAR AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
THE LICENSE PLATE SAID "FUHRER" AND EVA BRAUN WAS IN THE REAR
IN GERMANY FUCKING YOUR OWN COUSIN WAS RARE
BUT I THOUGHT "NAH FORGET IT," YO HOME TO BERLIN!
I CAUGHT MILLIONS OF JEWS, ABOUT 7 OR 8
AND I YELLED TO HYMIES "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER"
I SHIPPED EM TO CAMPS, WHEN THEY WERE FINALLY THERE,
I TOOK EM ALL OUT, WITH SOME GAS IN THE AIR.
i already read it thanks
I WAS WORRIED THEY WOULD CUT YOUR DICK OFF AND FEED IT TO A PANDA BEAR WITH HERPES NAMED TIM
IT'S OK MAN IT'S WORKING NOW NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
so um for real dude they're bringing out the new goatse edition of Chambers I'm pretty stoked.
it's gonna kick ass man i'm going to the midnight release
thats why you piss on the modem to make it okay
I SPILLED WATER DON'T BE TALKIN SHIT ABOUT ME MUDDERFUDDER
lolwut?
that's what i'm sayin
see even though i know your language i still don't know wtf your saying
that doesn't make sense i'm speaking perfect english nigger nigger nigger mo'fucka nigger nigger nigger shit shit shit dick ass punk bitch twat whore cunt dike spic shithead nigger coon
When one spells water on his modem, he must ask himself; What would Robocop do?
he'd probz suck yo dick
INORITE!?
that's what i'm saying
is she eating jew cookies? how dare she i made those for you but ow well.
yeah too bad
hahaha too bad I wish ur parents did find out
i wish you would suck a big fat dick plz lol
Do you want to be brutaly stabed and/or murdered?
i dunno about brutaly stabbed but brutally stabbed sounds good
frocio
fellatio
BIIIIISSSSSOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!1!!11!1 !1!!one
you must be the last airbender sup man i'm kevin
Cuz u do doesn't mean I have too
lmfao you're silly
Wankin it.
spankin it do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around that's what it's all about
hmm.... look shut the hell up
hahahahahaHAHAHAHAH YOU'RE FUCKING UGLY OMG AHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL@@!!@
Dont make me violate your asshole.
i'm not gonna stop you
u nu wat you faifunkoolow facio, leave me the hell alone!!
and u mite as well go fuck ur boyfriend
I bet ur like 900000000 times uglier
sorry lol didn't read
asswipe
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
leon2550
do your parents really cut their kids' dicks off?
Irrelephant
yeah man it's tradition bro you got a problem with my family we'll fuck you up and down the sidewalk niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa