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who needs games when you have a bluray player that sometimes lets you push buttons and almost lets you connect to friends quickly and conveniently like xbox live.

pretty badass shoots at around 500 feet per second. full metal u no. i've got a scope in the mail too so i can shoot at pedestrians and all that good stuff.

how does it go

why has no one commented on my banner yet. i think it's lovely.

now i can shoot at birds outside my window from the safety and comfort of my own chair

220 bucks in the bank nigggggaaaaa

i'll straight eat the back half a goat while the front half still breathin motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fuckin talk food you pussy bitches

got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fuckin throat fuckin feet and all you fuckin busters

sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippen em at passing police cars i dont give a shit nígga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nígger eat mustard that shits like fuckin parsley to me

the sun dont set bitch i just get hungry at dusk

it's like they're not even there

welp i guess i'm back. i got a job and i'll be getting a car soon, and i've signed up for the air force. i'll be deploying in either december or january if all goes well.
i'll be on much less than i used to though. general forum doesn't seem very attractive to me anymore but i'll probably warm up to it xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

tornado warning for my county has just been issued. goodbye everyone i love you.