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grocery store xD lol

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Well, once, I was watching TV and Bruce Willis died at the end of Sixth Sense and I JIZZED IN MAH PAAAANTS.

I opened a window and a breeze came in and I

JIZZED. IN. MY PANTS

One time I laughed so hard my juice went through my nose and at that same moment I crapped my pants from the laughter!
Tip:Crap and finish your juice before watching something very hilarious happen to a mans genitials!

I'll keep that in mind, thank you.

oh wow

seriously

master.long time no see

Indeed. It has been a while.

i missed you master.

D'aaaaaaaaaw shucks.

i know.i miss you :'(

:'(

Don't eat when watching porn.

Pfft... Like I have a free hand to hold food with...

a life

You have not.

i miss you so much master :'(

Eh... Okay. That's enough =/

Are grapes really THAT good?

Better.

i still like to suck dick lol :3

Cool dood.

Ye a true story