hahaha
Age 31, Male
grocery store xD lol
Cumming, GA
Joined on 5/4/08
you whore.... i thought you only wanted one penis.
TURNS OUT YOUR WANTING 1,000+. I TRUSTED YOU.
YOU FUCK EVERYONE, EVEN THE JANITOR WITH GONORRHEA.
I TRUSTED YOU, AND YOU GAVE YOURSELF AN OUTTIE
NOW YOUR A BROKE CRACKWHORE FUCKING BACKWOODS HICKS FOR PENNIES
I WANTED TO BE INSIDE OF YOU
I WANTED YOUR WARM, WET FLESHY HOLE TO COME IN CONTACT WITH MY MEAT
BUT YOU RUINED OUR FUCKING PATTERNS
GUD JOB U ASS
i have an inny not an outtie
sure lets fuck
i don't fuck retards i have high standards
I'm back.
i didn't notice you left
No.
fuck off man just get out
Hey that looks familiar get the fuck away from me spider gosh I thought I told you to fuck off a few days ago, crawling up my leg like you own the place damn.
fuck you man fuck you
I was taking a shower and I went to get a towel and there was a FUCKING HUGE spider on the towel and I was like fuck and threw it in the bath just fyialll
lmfao god i would have some kinda damn spider holocaust if i were in australialialialia
No.
FUCK OFF MAN
if you slap your knee
do people slap their elbows???? o.O
and what's with all this fucking off???
why cant we all just fuck on?!!??
ikd wtf you're talking about
I came.
On your mother.
i hope she was at least awake
Reminds me of the time I was brushing my teeth getting them all decompressed and I saw a spider in the corner of the room I was like slut and sprayed it with hair spray I couldn't find any bug spray lmao then it fell in the bath and drowned.
COOL STORY BRO OVER 9000 DESU KAWAII MUDKIPS FIRE MAH LAZZORZ!!!!!!!!!!1111111
I am sensing some sarcasm I thought you liked my stories ok fine brb taking you off my will.
i was jk i really liked your story encore plz
Love you too ;)
lol ok that's enough
no I don't like black people
dawg u rassict
Hide yo kids hide yo wife.
hide yo husband too cause dey rapin errybody out dere
I'll be your friend... unless you plan to eat me. Then I will let you eat me but give you horrible diahrrea in the process.
i'm into that kinda thing
You're my favorite black guy on the site.
it's good to be appreciated thank you very much but i'm afraid i'm only black from the waist down
no one does
that's the beauty of my awesomeness
be jelly
yeah yeah ok
YES WE CAN
idgaf about obama
ok so one time today it's like the last few days before the holidays and the only thing we did was play halo lmfao and I showed my friend goatse and fuck
dude halo and goatse sounds like a party lmfao
Irrelephant
btw that's dicktation's back yard no spit