astronauts are inside of my head replacing my neurons with diamond covered cotton candy balls
HELP
hahaha
Age 31, Male
grocery store xD lol
Cumming, GA
Joined on 5/4/08
astronauts are inside of my head replacing my neurons with diamond covered cotton candy balls
HELP
that sounds fun
More like irrelephant is filling your head with his balls, HAH!
thats not funny. this is funny
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.
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You're right, that's fucking hilarious.
where the hell do you get these
ohbombuh
Since Addict is a girl, are you two gonna have sexytime?
Irrelephant
yeah addict is a girl